We have been connoisseurs of Vodka for as long as I can remember.

We've never had a problem with naming brands in a blind taste test.

We can tell the Grey Goose from the Belvedere or Black Cow with ease.

The smoothest vodka has always been of paramount importance.

Poorly distilled vodka more often than not contain impurities such as methanol and acetaldehyde, the cheaper mass produced vodkas have these impurities which is very negative for the flavour and the smoothness. These are often filtered, after distillation to remove these issues often many times but it's a process that can suppress the flavour and smoothness, even though its often promoted as a positive attribute of the spirit. We disagree.

It has been a dream of ours to produce the best vodka possible. Our search for a Vodka master distiller (30 years or more experience) has finally born fruit, and Diamond Ape Vodka is launched.

Unusually in our process all of the impurities are removed at the outset. These are known as the heads and tails. Other brands do not do this because it leads to low yields from ingredients, but we think its worth it for the ultimate taste and smoothness. An ultra premium quality vodka.

Why Ape?

We don't follow the crowd or convention. We greatly admire the 'apes' of Wall Street Bets and Reddit. (Read about them on this website).

The bottle is a nod to them and their love of a good meme and having fun with life and posting ridiculous ape memes whilst maintaining their quest for the best they can achieve, accepting the knocks along the way.

We share the same culture as you may have gathered from our frankly ludicrous ape memes, but we are very serious about achieving the ultimate vodka. We just like a laugh while we are doing it.

Ape Vodka popcorn.

Ape Vodka pure.